You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
one time in my health class we were going over sex ed and someone mentioned that the word “testify” came from the fact that men would swear on their testicles during a testimony way back when and someone asked what girls say and this girl next to me whispered “i breastify" and the teacher laughed so hard and let us leave 15 minutes early
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
is that fucking martin freeman
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.